If you think peak hipster was a deconstructed avocado, a steak served on the heated helmet of a Norse god or a receipt given to you hidden in the pages of an emu's journal.
Well, you'd be wrong.
You haven't seen the restaurant where you eat the food off the table.
Here is a video of the poor unfortunates availing of this premises.
I suppose you could then lick the table clean.
This restaurant’s dessert is graffitied onto the table pic.twitter.com/1mfEEE0nAl
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) September 25, 2018