There's a reason why Mark Wahlberg has been at the top of the Hollywood tree for the last two decades.
From parading around in his jocks fiddling with his funky bunch to A-list actor and business entrepreneur he's had a pretty successful life.
But our reaction to seeing this for the first time went a little like this:
An hour and a half in the shower? Family time is only half an hpour less than the time he spends in the shower! WTF?
Is he taking the piss? We'll leave that up to yourselves. TBH though he is a bit bats so this wouldn't be all that surprising.
In a recent AMA (Ask Me Anything) he revealed his gruelling and bizarre daily or should we say nightly routine:
Mark Wahlberg’s daily schedule is absolutely mad. After an hour-and-a-half in the shower: golf pic.twitter.com/K6ZhRNtwqh
— Lawrence Ostlere (@lawrenceostlere) September 12, 2018
The replies underneath are pure gold:
I don't understand, where is binge on Netflix and stalk people on Instagram?
— Daniel Evans (@danpevans) September 12, 2018
And some flaws in Marky's routine were highlighted:
But Mark you're only getting through two or three holes max, can't you shorten the shower just a little bit?
— Nick Harris-Fry (@nickharrisfry) September 12, 2018
Comedian Matt Lucas has one of the best responses to the madness:
Apparently Mark Wahlberg gets up before he goes to bed, does 250,000 star jumps, eats a baked bean for dinner and then runs up a wall.
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) September 13, 2018