The current Stoke City and former England Striker is a joy to follow on Twitter.
His self-deprecating humour is a real strength that he employs at any given opportunity.
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) October 16, 2018
Crouch is no slouch when it comes to owning Twitter. Here's a collection of his finest moments:
ImPECcable ðŸ™ˆ pic.twitter.com/pTF2VdqcmR
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) December 6, 2014
He never lets up an opportunity to poke fun at himself and especially his 6ft 7" height:
Congratulations! It was a pleasure sharing your big day with you ðŸ‘‹ðŸ» x https://t.co/9SmuYgKhIP
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) April 24, 2018
In relation to his signature celebration move, 'The Robot' :
Calm down I haven’t done it for ages https://t.co/qQhL8GCXdI
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) September 27, 2017
He is gold when it comes to phto ops:
Perhaps I shouldn't stand next to jockeys ðŸ˜• pic.twitter.com/c3Ah9c9Pca
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) January 22, 2015
And possibly one of his very best tall stories.
Summer for me is about time with family . pic.twitter.com/dtft1CZoyl
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) June 19, 2017