The poor "baby hippo" gets awful grief
After Iano's recent interview with the former Irish Head Coach, Schmidt gave Gift Grub exclusive access to a recording of the audiobook version.
Joe is joined by the likes of ROG, Rory Best, Devin Toner and Johnny Sexton to give his work an authentic feel.
But the players get spear tackled by some of the home truths within.
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