Here are some of the best (cough) of the Geeky Jokes you told us this morning!
The alternative version of the speeding electron joke is when the cop stops the electron he says “Do you realise how fast you were going, Sir?'
The electron replies 'No, but I know where I am'.
Ian, about that speeding electron - do u know if it was charged? Boom boom!
Atom walks into bar and says 'I've lost an electron.
Barman asks 'Are you sure?'
Atom replies 'I'm positive!'
My favourite geek joke: particle physics give me a hadron
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Joke for you Ian - a Roman soldier walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers and says 5 beers please.
2 atoms walking down the road.
One says to the other "I've lost an electron".
The other says "Are you sure?".
Yes, I'm positive.
Don’t trust atoms - they make up everything.