Audible dog poo alarms are being installed in Cork this morning in an attempt to crack down on their dog fouling problem! We don't know what these alarms will actually say but we put it to the listeners this morning and got some pretty realistic suggestions!
Here's how we imagine they might sound....
And some of the best of our listener suggestions...
Go on ya thick, pick up the gick
Ian, what you're likely to hear in Cork would be something like this, "OI LANGER! be taking that back with yaa, like".
Your dog has just been fowl, pick it up you gowl
Your dogs dropped a clanger pick it up you Langer! Kevin
Dublin one Ian. C'Mon ya sap, pick up the crap! Alan Walkinstown
@IanDempsey @todayfm pick up that stool ya fool.
— Barry Browne™ (@babsbrowne) November 11, 2015
@todayfm @IanDempsey ahhh c'mere boi you're some langer.....pick that up ya dirrrty 'ol eejit! #poopproblems
— The Shuiligans (@TheShuiligans) November 11, 2015
@todayfm @IanDempsey Ach-Dung Baby!
— Paul McQuillan (@PaulMcQuillan76) November 11, 2015
