One nibble and your nobbled!
If you spotted the trail of crumbs left on social media, then you may have guessed that this week is all about celebrating the biscuit.
It's National Biscuit Week or Day or something along those lines.
So, in this spirit The Muireann O'Connell Show was chatting all about Ireland's love affair with the crunchy treats.
Little did we know it would inspire the greatest text we've ever received.
This led to us calling them back.
Behold, Eileen in Wexford and her hilarious Hob-Nob story.
Just press play and make sure you're not operating any machinery, believe us you'll be in stitches.
You can have a listen to the edited version here:
Eileen in Wexford told @MuireannO_C one of the funniest stories we've ever heard.
It's involves her boyfriend meeting her Dad for the first time. Dad was supposed to ask him if he wanted a Hobnob but what he said was something very, very different!
This had us in tears pic.twitter.com/MXvTso04PH
— Today FM (@TodayFM) May 30, 2019
In other biscuit related news. Here is our Official Biscuit Map Of Ireland as voted by you guys:
This is The Official Biscuit Map Of Ireland according to listeners to @MuireannO_C show.
We asked people to tell us their County and their favourite biscuit.
— Today FM (@TodayFM) May 29, 2019