Muireann is looking to road-test this over the coming weeks.
Apparently, it has a quick release button so you don't get trapped in the bed.
That's handy because let's face it, your call to work would be awkward.
"Yeah, hi erm...look eh, I literally can't get out of bed"
TIP: If you get home and the bed is clamped, don't worry - just get out the angle grinder.