This lad was spotted recently attempting to get on a train on the Chinese subway.
He literally found himself between a rock and a hard place.
Prepare for this to be hijacked by an Insta fitness influencer.
"And I can guarantee that by carrying the rock of sufferage you will lose 6 pounds in one week!"
— Chris Buckley å‚¨ç™¾äº® (@ChuBailiang) July 12, 2018
As usual The Simpsons predicted this years ago...